{"id":175739,"date":"2016-12-28T15:03:02","date_gmt":"2016-12-28T14:03:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sandzakpress.net\/arhiva\/?p=175739"},"modified":"2016-12-28T15:03:02","modified_gmt":"2016-12-28T14:03:02","slug":"dzukele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sandzakpress.net\/arhiva\/dzukele\/","title":{"rendered":"D\u017eukele\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Svi imamo priliku da se svakodnevno srije\u0107emo sa ovom umno\u017eenom vrstom. Svuda su oko nas. \u010cim iskora\u010di\u0161 iz ku\u0107e nabasa\u0161 na njih. Ima ih i u na\u0161im ku\u0107ama, ali njih ne uo\u010davama. Svrstavaju se u \u010detiri kategorije.<\/p>\n

Prva kategorija dzukela pita te kako si spavao, iako ih to ni najmanje ne interesuje. Ako im kazes da si sinoc imao temperaturu, da jedva stojis na nogama, oni te saspu paljbom o svojim jadima, o paklu kroz koji su prosli, sta su sve pili, gdje su sve bili, od hitne pa do\u2026 Ovim sveznalicama su sva desavanja u kvartu poznata, ko se razveo, cije dijete se drogira, koga je sinoc policija privodila..<\/p>\n

Drugoj kategoriji dzukela svojstvena je vjecita zelja za isticanjem. Oni nikada ne slusaju drugoga, prekidaju sagovornika, jer je njihova prica uvijek interesantnija od vase. Kod ove grupe je strah vise prisutan. Boje se grmljavine, uskog prostora, a svaki biljeg ili bradavica je za njih rak. Plase se svakog virusa koji prostruji drzavom. Imaju posebnu strast prema katastrofama. Usko su specijalizovani za komentare o poplavama, tornadima, cunamijima, zemljotresima, padovima aviona.<\/p>\n

Treca kategoriju dzukela su veliki sebicnjaci. Imaju kameno srce, oko koje ne pusta suzu, nikada ne ucestvuju u tudjem bolu a jos manje u tudjoj radosti. Ovi teski bolesnici se svacijem zlu raduju. Najljepsi trenuci su im kada cuju da se neko uvalio u nevolju, da ne moze vracati kredite, da je bankrotirao, da su kamatasi sve uzeli. I tada se ovim dzukelama sejtansko srce smiri.<\/p>\n

Cetvrta kategorija je najopsanija. Skloni su svemu. Opsjednuti su ambicijom. Naduvani egoisti. Misle da su posebni. Kada prisustvuju nekoj kulturnoj manifestaciji zahtijevaju specijalan tretman, prvi red. Zelja za posjedovanjem je kod njih prisutna i dok spavaju. Gaze sve pred sobom da dodju do cilja. Iza njihove maske prijateljstva stoji neiskrenost. Moras se slagati sa njihovim stavovima, u protivnom te ceka odmazda i to uvijek sa ledja. Uzivaju u gomilanju nekretnina. Pridaju veliku vaznost tjelesnim uzicima, bifteku, ramsteku, plodovima mora,. Kod njih ne funkcionise glas savjesti. Ta im lampica ne radi. Idealni su podanici. Uvijek su na vlasti, ili uz njih. Beskarakterni su. Obozavaju funkcije. Za njih je sasvim normalno da sebe predloze za neku od njih (mozete misliti kakve su to dzukele). Druzenja im se zasnivaju sa onima od kojih imaju interesa. Uvijek su u odijelima. Knjige nikada ne citaju. Imaju desetine kumstava iz raznih poslovnih kalkulacija. Za njih je kupovina diploma sasvim normalna stvar. Plagijate obozavaju. U osnovnoj skoli im se prvi put javila zelja za prepisivanjem i to traje do danas. Na svim izborima su direktni ucesnici u kupovini glasova. Laz se podrazumijeva, uvukla im se u sve pore zivota. Ako im kojim slucajem zatrazis pomoc tada su u Istanbulu, Briselu ili su nedostupni.<\/p>\n

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Esmin Frljuckaj<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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